Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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