I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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