two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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