naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
