I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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