oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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