i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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