If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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