Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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