I love black thongs
so explain again why im purple
no
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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