oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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