I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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