have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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