It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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