check it out our google latitudes are spooning
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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