Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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