I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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