I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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