so that wasnt chicken after all
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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