I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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