I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
How external is "for external use only"?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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