We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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