My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Yea, can't imagine how a shit-show like you doesn't have a boyfriend.
This bitch is my hero
what's up, baby?
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