Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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