Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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