Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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