Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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