do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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