god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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