shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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