She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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