Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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