Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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