So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
