he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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