I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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