One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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