Don't you send me to vm
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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