guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Panties = found
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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