nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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