WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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