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  ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

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  Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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• Mmm proper use of subjunctive <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:18pm

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• HAHAHAH! Sadly I feel like I have heard that conversation before!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:59pm

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• Ah, haha, this is INCREDIBLE.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:13pm

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• this is just a reiterated joke from family guy. its a great joke tho.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:54pm

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• LOL, awesome. College Stories

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:21am

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• loool i've definitely done stuff like that before

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 10:22pm

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• Too good for this world.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 6:00am

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• i love this person hahahh

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 7:49pm

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• Awesome. Still laughing...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 12:08am

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• hahahahaha i actually laughed out loud just now

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:06pm

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• Pretty much stolen from Family Guy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 7:40pm

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• Oh my god, this is fantastic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:26pm

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• Who are you? Can we be friends?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:50pm

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• good one. really. your funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:48pm

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• i freaking love my life because of this! i love it. period.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:49pm

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• genius. pure genius.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:34pm

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• Actually lol'd. This is pretty funny.

  Submitted by iHaveNoLife on Mar 9, 11 at 10:41am

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• Ahahaha this is too funny! Well played

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:54pm

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• Hahahaha I love itt. I HATE when people talk like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 7:16pm

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• Funny text! I hate it when people text like this.It makes me feel like I need a ghetto translator nearby.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:43pm

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• HAHAHA. this basically describes my life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 12:24am

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• thats seriously great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:29am

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• Made me laugh forever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 7:55pm

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• phenom... well played bro... well played

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:56pm

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• baaaah ha ha ha ha! don't care if it's fake, don't know where it's stolen from coz i got no tv, that shit made me laugh when i needed it. thanks whoever put this site up and whoever said that

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:21pm

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• Sooo could we imagine if you were black?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 11 at 12:00pm

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• absolutely brilliant.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 9:02pm

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• hahaha thats awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:36pm

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• Bahahaha! This made my fuckin night

  Submitted by sandy69 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:24am

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• Rep the 812

  Submitted by philnil on Dec 24, 10 at 11:13pm

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• Haha, this one made me crack up. Love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:28pm

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• Totally just burst out laughing.. Thanks for that!!

  Submitted by unbrkme626 on Mar 31, 11 at 1:51pm

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• Brilliant. This guy pwns

  Submitted by silvershoes5 on Sep 21, 10 at 10:27pm

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• WAS like that??

  Submitted by jaystreet46 on Feb 10, 12 at 12:21am

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• I love you. Seriously.

  Submitted by mac05 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:44pm

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• Hahaha this is one of the few texts that there arent any hater comments (: thats how you know its good

  Submitted by emmikins69 on Jun 6, 11 at 10:35pm

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• sadly i know someone like this...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:26pm

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