He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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