Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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