He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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