How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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