And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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