spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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