did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
