You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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