we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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