I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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